Given the extraordinarily delicate constitution of all horses and the concomitant extraordinary attachment of riders to their horses it is hardly surprising that the industry of feed and feed supplements with quasi-magical properties has burgeoned to Hogwart-like proportions. The THF soon learns that no-one really knows what makes a horse healthy, and that an animal which for thousands of years has thrived on grass cannot possibly be expected to survive in modern times without a vast computer controlled menu of hot/cool feed with vitamin/oil/seaweed etc etc supplements. Without this menu the horse will naturally ( if that is the right word) fade way, become fat, be uncontrollable or lazy, probably get laminitis and certainly perish in a miserable manner. Hence the average Feed room looks like the bedside table of the Malade Imaginaire.
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Who to Sell?
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Buyers
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As children get older it is easy to forget the extraordinary blissful state of life without [Name that pony/young rider organisation]. A brief and passing re-acquaintance with the world through family friends however soon brings back the horror that finds the Funder in the bar and the Funded on the couch as the vortex of […]
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